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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Another Week

I am sitting in Starbucks writing this entry and watching the Scotiabank Marathon runners go by. As entertaining as that sounds, it is time for more important news.

The scandal this week - surprise is that some escort said she was paid 10K to sleep with David Beckham. He is now suing In Touch  over the story. Now I think the REAL reason for the lawsuit is because in the article she says that his "package" is airbrushed. That bitch is a dream crusher.

Also Demi and Ashton are on the outs. Good thing since neither of them have made a movie worth watching in 10 years. If I have to see another Twitter picture of them trying to look happy, my eyes are going to roll back in my head, and I don't even follow them on twitter!

Of course it is Sunday so I have no idea if Lindsay Lohan is in jail, out of jail, in rehab, out of rehab. in a sober house, out of a sober house. Who cares now.

On a personal note,this week one of my best friends in the whole world came back to Toronto for a long overdue visit. Randy finally made his way back from California. Randy may be one the funniest people I have ever known and although the visit was short, it was long enough (joking). We have known each other for over 10 years now and I miss him already.

 
Randy!!


 
Randy & me


 

That is it.

I love Stephen Colbert



One show that I watch religiously is "The Colbert Report."  I think that this is just an example of what makes him great. I love how the real politician's don't know if this real or if this is joke.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

NOOOOOOOO



In case you didn't hear tonight on Dancing With the Stars one of the biggest upsets in the history of the show was committed.

The Hoff was voted off the 1st week. I am not sure if I can continue to watch this now.
In his honour I have decided to share the greatest / worst video ever made.

I can only hope that The Hoff comes back to sing this classic live.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Waiting for THE HOFF...

So can I actually sit through 2 hours of Dancing with the Stars? This was the question I asked myself at 8pm.
By 8:20 I was already bored. The girl for The Hills, some quarterback and a Disney star almost made me bang my head against the wall.

9pm, this has become borderline painful, yet I can't turn away. Margret Cho can't dance to save her life and Brandy is SHOCKED that she can dance. Years of choreograph dance routine's will do that to you Brandy.

Bristol Palin not bad, but her mother is a no show and that is really why anyone even knows who this girl is. The Hoff & The Situation are the only ones that can save this show.

The Situation is on! How to sum it up "Just because you have guns, doesn't mean you have ammunition." 15 out of 30 Fist Pumps.

"Hi my name is Jennifer Grey and you may know me from Dirty Dancing."
No Jennifer we only know you from Dirty Dancing and your nose job. Also it took you 1 minute before you brought up Patrick Swayze.

The Hoff better bring out "Hooked on a Feeling" soon.

He is on! They say The Hoff needs work, and was just madness. The Hoff has heard worse.

Goodbye Margret Cho

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Chelsea Lately: Justin Bieber



So most of you saw her host the recent MTV Awards (not her best performance, OK she sucked) BUT you will begin to see on this blog that I LOVE Chelsea Handler.

This is a clip is from her show Chelsea Lately, that no longer airs in Canada. I am forced to find clips on You Tube that aren't blocked.


I have to thank Lauren for first introducing me to Chelsea  awhile back. I am now a huge fan!

Lori

About me

Here is a brief overview of me. Some know, some don't, so here goes.

I was born in Niagara Falls Ontario on November 2 1974. I spent the next 20 years trying to get out of the city. Yes I am from Niagara Falls, not Niagara -On-The-Lake, not St Catharines. Niagara Falls. I have no idea why people always question me of that but they do. People also always question me on my last name, but I am not getting into that.
It wasn't that I didn't like it, it was that I didn't see a reason to stay.
The first 4 years of my life were spent being watched by my Grandma during the day. That was my daycare. I coloured, looked at comic books, dressed up in her jewelry, watched cartoons and wanted to be Wonder Women.  Not bad.

The next part of my life, I will spare most of the details. Elementary, then high school, then it was off for a year to the University of Windsor. (8 months in that city was more then enough for me). Finally I ended up transferring to Ryerson  to study Photography (I have yet to make use of that degree) and have stayed in Toronto ever since . I bought my condo 9 years ago and at times wonder why I did that. I wanted to be a TV reporter, but that never happened. So know I work full time and trying to put what I love doing into this blog.

I am sure more will come up later on, but that is where I am now.

Lori

So it begins.......

Hey Friends.
So here it is my first blog entry. I have wanted to do a blog for the last while, but never thought that anyone would want to read it. But after hearing from my friends both in person and on Facebook I decided it was time.
First off, this won't one of those "I am going to tell you everything that is going on in my life." blogs, (so don't worry friends your secrets are safe). I hate them so why would I make anyone else read that. Also really no one gives a shit. I will however include some of the ridiculous things that happen to me as I go through life in Toronto -and of course this blog will be giving my view on the thing I love most. Pop Culture! I have my opinions and views on everything from why Kate Hudson is the worst actress ever to why TV won't be the same without my Oprah, but none of it will be very serious.

I am sure that this blog will improve as I get the hang of it, so be patient with me.
If you are wondering where I got the name from. It is my homage to Elton John's doc "Tantrums and Tiaras"  Those who know me, know that I love my Divas and dance music, so put those to two together and we get Drama and Disco Balls. I may change it as the blog goes on, but for now that is the title!


I look forward to your comments and let me know what you think.

Lori

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