Why Kanye why?

After taking about Taylor Swift for 12 months too long, I think Kanye West has officially lost his mind.
He is doing a duet with Kim Kardashian for her new album.  Yes this is true. I don't even think that I could make that shit up. These two feel that for some reason the world wants to hear this. I thought that Runway thing was painful enough to endure, I was very wrong

Dating Advice Tip #4

"Lori you should really do online dating."
"I don't know."
"Lori I read that 1 out of 5 people have met online."
"So where did the other 4 meet?"
"I don't know."

Thanks

My Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Addiction

I know that these "addiction" shows are on every channel these days, but the best one by far is this season's Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew #4. I love it because is combines 2 of my favorite things. 1) D-list Celebrities, in some cases E or F list celebrities and 2) over dramatic craziness.
If you haven't seen it, here is the cast list
Jason Davis - his grandfather was a billionaire.  Jason never did anything but drugs and ate. He recently lost 150lbs to help with control his diabetes, Dr. Drew was very impressed by this ,even if it was from using heroin.
Leif Garrett - he was a teen singer in the 70's, a sort of Justin Bieber of his day. He doesn't remember anything from 1979 onwards.
Frankie Lons- her daughter is a R&B signer I have never heard of, anyways she is total mess.
Jeremy London - he was on Party of Five, a show I never could stand. I guess the people that kidnapped him at gunpoint and made him do drugs couldn't stand it either.
Jason Wahler - he was on the Hills, other then that he is a drunk
and then there are my 3 favorites.
Eric Roberts - Julia's brother and Emma's father. He drinks, does drugs and blames everything on a car accident he was in.
Janice Dickinson - she calls herself the words first supermodel, I call her a hot mess. The reason to watch this show. She battles with everyone, and yet we really don't know what she is addicted too. Who cares anyways.
Rachel Uchitel - Tiger Woods Mistress #1. (but really mistress #6 or #7) Her addiction - love. Yep, she is addicted to LOVE. Apparently the cure for that problem is to tan, swim in the pool and not do much else.
So far everyone has tried to leave, cried, blamed there childhood and claimed that Dr. Drew doesn't understand them.
This show is on every Sunday at 7pm on MuchMore Music or whatever it is called now.
I can't wait to see which ones will make it to Sober House, the other reality show that picks up when this one ends, and which ones will never be heard from again..
Celebrity Reality shows are my addiction.

My Theme Song for 2011 is....

Get Outta My Way by Kylie Minogue!
This is going to be my motto for 2011, considering 2010 my motto was Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.

I know that for some reason everyone is all Nicki Minaj crazy, but the CD I can't stop listening to is Kylie's Aphrodite.

I'm not a snob but....

Recently I was out at a bar chatting to a guy , things seemed to be going well. He was not from Canada and seemed nice enough. Cool. He asked for my number (which thank god I do not give him) and we talked a bit longer, until he told me a very important piece if information. When I asked him where he lived he told down the street from the bar, he seemed more concerned to know where I lived. Again I just gave him a general idea. Then he told me that the place he lived down the street was the Salvation Army.
Look I agree the Salvation Army is a good charity and dose great work, but that is really where I draw the line. Call me a snob if you want, but I was happy that some friends that I had not seen in awhile walked into the bar at the exact moment so I had my fast escape.
I think most of my single girlfriends would have done the same.

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang Tour



"I hate the Canandiens. You know who else I hate, fucking Angelina Jolie." Chelsea Handler at her Toronto show. 

Last night one of my favorites came to Toronto. The great (I think) Chelsea Handler played her 1st ever Toronto show at Massy Hall.
For those who don't know who she is, I feel bad for you. She is AMAZING. Probably one the funniest comedians, talk show host and writer I know of, along with my other fave, Kathy Griffin. My friend Lauren is the one that got me hooked on her and I have become obsessed.
She talked about her ex-boyfriend, 50 Cent (her maybe new boyfriend), of course Angelina, her dislike of cats, and skinny babies.
The show was fantastic and what made it even better was meeting her after the show! She had a signing of her current book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang. She looks way better in person and was really cool at the signing.

Waiting for the show. This was the only pic I could take inside

Lauren with Chelsea

Me with my signed book and ticket

 



Trust me it is her signature

 I would tell anyone to start watching her talk show Chelsea Lately at 11pm on E! Channel. I think it is the best late night talk show on TV right now.

Lori











The photos are here!

My Royal Wedding obsession is still going on. I can't wait till April 29th, the whole spectacle will be amazing.
Today the Official Engagement photos were released. Mario Testino took the photos after the announcement last month. I can't wait to hear all the wedding details that will be released as the day approaches.

10 most Fascinating of 2010

Every year I watch to see who Barbara Walters picks to be the 10 most fascinating of the year, this year is no different.
Who are the 10 of 2010??

10- Betty White.  She was everywhere this year and will probably be everywhere in 2011.
9 - the guy who created Facebook, what is most interesting is that he only has 800 friends on Facebook, really that's it. I know people who have never left home have more then that.
8 -JUSTIN BIEBER. - Only 8, that is outrageous!!   He has his own dolls, nail polish & unisex perfume line. In the interview he admitted he kissed a girl in the back of a car, but doesn't have a girlfriend, shocking.  He should have at least been top 3.
7- The cast of Jersey Shore- Fist pump & GTL! They now make 30K per show and The Situation made 10 Million last year.
6 - Sandra Bullock. America's sweetheart,who still didn't talk about her douchbag ex-husband.
5- Jennifer Lopez - one of my personal faves!! Trying to explain that being a judge on American Idol is a good career move. Sure J.Lo.
4 - LeBron James -  Blah, don't really care.
3 - Kate Middleton -Never heard of her.
2- Sarah Palin - Are they kidding? I wish I never heard of her
and the most fascinating person of 2010 is......
1- General David Petraeus -  I don't know who that is, no really I don't.

A preview of Saturday

A small preview of Saturday night.  I may be more excited about this, then Christmas.

Trying to Keep up with the Kardashians

When E! Channel came back to Canada one of the shows that I could finally watch was "Keeping Up With The Kardashians." Now I could see what all the hype was about. My questions like "What do these women do?" "Why do they sound like they just inhaled helium?" and "How did Bruce Jenner get mixed up into this family?" could be answered.
After watching more shows then I care to admit, not only did they not answer the above questions, I have more, but lets start with my 3 above questions. I have no clue what they do, they sound that way for no real reason and for Bruce, I think that he is scared to leave.
Now on to the other questions.
The matriarch of the family is Kris. I have no idea how old she is but she thinks that she is still 30 and acts that way. For some reason her kids call her Kris, not mom and she spends most of the shows yelling, buying stuff (yet is never seen working) and crying to her husband.
Her husband is  Bruce Jenner, he seems to be the only voice of reason in this "reality" show. I use the term reality very loosely because I have not seen any.
Then we have the 3 sisters Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.  The stars of the show.
Kim is the gorgeous* one, who is working all the time (??) and wears more make up then a MAC counter has.
Kourtney has a douchbag boyfriend, Scott. They end up having a baby together. She talks to the camera with no emotion, expression and looks confused most of the time.
Khloe is tall, angry and goes and marries Lamar Odom after 1 whole month of dating because they love each other.
All three sister own a clothing store called Dash, that never seems to have a customer in it, but is so successful they opened one in Miami.
That is it about this show, I would write more about it, but I think that I have lost some brain cells from watching it. Will I watch this show again, of course!

What is the next show on my list? Celebrity Rehab 4. I can't wait to see Janice Dickinson vs. Tiger Woods mistress #1.

*Judy C's description of Kim Kardashian, not mine.

Dating Advice Tip #3

So this is not a tip, as much as it is comments that I always seem to hear.
Again I am with my well meaning attached girlfriends, usually over drinks. When at some point they go "Lori we don't understand why you are still single, we just don't get it. We can't figure it out at all."

 Well Sherlock, if you guys can figure it out as some point, please let me know, I have been wondering the same thing.
Thanks