I love an Award show that starts at 3pm

So I love award shows. I watch them all. So you can understand why I was so happy to see an award show at 3pm on a Sunday while I was lying on the couch. The show was the EMA's, or for those who don't know, that stands for the European MTV Award from Madrid.

I had no idea that Eva Longoria was so famous in Spain, but apparently she is. She also loves to really use her "Latino" accent every time she says a word that sounds close to being Spanish.

The show started off  with one of the biggest upset in years. Justin Bieber loses to Ke$ha for best new artist! If this happened in North America, 12 year old girls and soccer moms everywhere would beginning rioting.

I am happy to say that Lady Gaga won an award. I am unhappy to say that she was in Budapest so I can't see the Katy Perry death stares like at the MTV awards in September.

Speaking of Katy Perry. She is married now and  feels like it is ok to perform in an outfit that is a cross between Cher circa 1970's & Lady Gaga, fireworks and all.  Uneventful at best.

Now was the time for the 1st ever International Icon Award. Sounds exciting right. So who is getting this very prestigious award. Bon Jovi that's who. I have nothing for that one.

Another thing I learned about Spain. Jersey Shore is just as popular. Fists Pumps translate in all languages. I am glad to see DJ Paula D & Snookie are making their 15 min really last.

Another shocking  upset. Katy Perry's ridiculous California Girls video beats Lady Gaga's Telephone for best video. Outrageous!! Where is Kanye now! He was performing with 30 Seconds To Mars in the pre-show. Damm. Also to calm down those rioting 12 years girls I mentioned earlier. Justin Bieber wins Best Male Video. Yes I said Male Video and all is right again.

Now on to Miley. Sorry your parents are getting divorce. I know your mom had an "affair" with Bret Micheal's - allegedly, but that doesn't  mean you have to dress like someone women from his Rock of Love Show.

Now it is time for Ke$ha to perform and I mean perform. I love glitter, but glow in the dark paint is a whole new level. I can respect a women who can take a drunk Sat night Karaoke performance and turn it into a music career.

Lady Gaga wins a couple of more awards to Katy Perry's disgust, very enjoyable. Then the show ended with Bon Jovi, just like it was 1985 all over again.