I don't want to dance anymore

Is it me or has the "I want to dance" reality shows become a bit out of control
In the past year I have seen or heard about the following shows

Dancing With The Stars
So You Think You Can Dance
So You Think You Can Dance Canada
So You Think You Can Dance Australia
So You Think You Can Dance UK
America's Best Dance Crew
America's Got Talent (yes they have dancers too!)
Dance Your Ass Off (really its the Biggest Loser of dance shows)
Pants Off Dance Off (the worst of the bunch)
and the newest Paula Abdul's Live to Dance. I literally have no idea what it is about because I can't even stand to watch another dance show.
Then next year we can add the US version of The X Factor, because like America's Got Talent they also have dancers

I get it, people just love to dance. I'm just getting tired of watching people trying to dance.
I guarantee soon we will see "Dancing with the Kardashian" "Intervention - I Can't Stop Dancing" or "Teen Mom Dancing."
I can't take it anymore.

My Golden Globes Best Dressed

J. Lo is back!

Catherine Zeta Jones

Sofia Vergara

Nicole Kidman Good dress & your forehead has movement again!

Take that Tony Parker

Meg Griffin dressed up

Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend

Wow, you make Canada proud.

Clare Danes

Only Halle Berry could forget to put the rest of her dress on, & still look this good

The 2011 Golden Globes - My Review

The Golden Globes, not as good as the Oscars, but better then the People Choice Awards, that was until they got Ricky Gervais to host!
This guy in less then 5 minutes riped Hollywood apart and it was hilarious! The crowd didn't know if they should laugh or not. 
Some of my favorite lines were

- It's gonna be a night of partying and heavy drinking … or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.
- I haven't even seen The Tourist. Who has?
- Do you want to go see Cher? No. Why not? Because it's not 1975.
- Nothing for Sex and the City 2? I was sure the Golden Globes special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster. Girls, we know how old you are. I saw one of you in an episode of Bonanza.
- a Hugh Hefner joke that you needed to see.
and the best line
- I Love You Phillip Morris stars Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So, the complete opposite of some famous scientologists … Probably, my lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke.

The first award went to Christan Bale, who many didn't know was English. He is that good of an actor.
The next award went to the former Peg Bundy, Katy Segal. Finally people may start watching this great show, The Sons of Anarchy.
Some others win that I don't remember or care about until -- CHER wins!! She is not there, so disappointed. Christina Aguilera not only looks pissed she didn't win but slightly bloated.
What - wait Trent Reznor from NIN wins best score for The Social Network. These are not the Golden Globes that I am used too.
JUSTIN BIEBER is on JUSTIN BIEBER is on and presents an award to Toy Story 3. He is also shorter then the 14 year old girl he presented with.
An hour goes by not much happens, The guy from The Big Bang Theory wins, people look confused, although not as confused as Lea Michelle looked when she lost for best actress in TV comedy.
The Fighter wins another award, and she gives one of the worst acceptance speeches ever.
Robert De Niro won the Cecil B. DeMille Award and gave one of the most entertaining speeches of the evening, who knew. Last year Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin hosted the Oscar. I think next year it should Ricky Gervais & Robert De Niro. It would actually have a chance at being funny.

Glee wins best comedy, too bad I have never laughed at it.

Paul Giamatti wins for best actor for Barney's Version. I haven't seen this movie, but it is Canadian , so good for that. I am sure Ben Mulroney and E talk are wetting their pants over that one.
Oh my god Natalie Portman wins and has a big red flower in between her boobs.
Ricky Gervais should win  the best presenter introduction award for introducing Tom Hanks & Tim Allen.

Scarlett Johansson & Sandra Bullock in the same room together. but where was Ryan Reynolds? I think trying to find someone to trim Sandra's bangs.

Colin Firth wins, gives what seems to be the longest speech ever.

Michael Douglas presents the last award of the evening, best dramatic movie to - The Social Network , so that means pending some epic disaster will win best picture at the Oscars next month.

Ricky Gervais ends the show by thanking god for making him an atheist. LOVE HIM.

My Golden Globes Worst Dressed

Tilda Swinten, Someone told you where you were going right?

Tina Fey, I am not laughing

Michelle Williams gives daisy's a bad name

I love Disco Balls but....

Sorry Megan Fox

Oh Christina, 2011 is not starting out good

Sandra, this hurts me, really this HURTS me

This look won't may Ryan jealous

January Jones ran out of material for the top

Could it get worse then Tilda, yes it can, yes it can!

no

I don't understand

Oh Bieber, running shoes.

SHOTS!!

Andy Samberg and Pee Wee Herman.  
This just made me laugh.

The babies are coming!!



Over the last couple of days, people have come to me and suggested that I do a 2011 Celebrity Baby Prediction post. When I say people, really I mean 2, my friends Brunella and Debra.

With the news today that my least favorite celebrity / actress Kate Hudson is having a baby with some guy it was time for the my predictions.  This is my top 10 list.

  

1) Leann Rimes. She was the other women, has new boobs and an engagement ring. A baby seems like the obvious next step

2) Drew Barrymore & Justin Long. Would not surprise me.



3) It has been 2 years, and they have to find a country to adopt from.



4) Just because I am a fan

5) Yes I think that they will break up, but she needs something to keep her in the news.

6) having a wife 60 years younger, doesn't make having a baby at 85 seem that creepy



7) If only to piss off Kate Hudson



8) Suri needs a sibling, Tom has MI 4 coming out.

9) They have cute kids, they seem happy, why not make it 3

10) He does't pay his taxes, she is judging AI now, a baby seems like a good move.



So that is the list.

Black Swan - My review

This past weekend I went to see the much talked about Black Swan. The story of a ballet dancer who
wins the lead in Swan Lake only to slowly loses her mind and fall into madness. Sounds like my type of movie.
For those you have not seen it yet, you may want to stop reading now.

While watching the movie I had many questions.
1) How can a movie that is entirely about ballet not have one gay man in it? I have been to the ballet trust me gay men are everywhere
2) Natalie Portman looking constantly in a state of shock and /or confusion. I thought at any moment her eyes would pop or she would break down in tears.
3) Every time Mila Kunis was on the screen, I could only hear Meg Griffin from the Family Guy.
4) The "big" scene everyone is talking about.  All I could think why would they do that with her mother in the next room. In that tiny NYC Apartment? I understand the twist later on in the movie, still it was strange.
4) That painting room? Who cares? Why did this upset Natalie Portman's Nina so much.
5) Who knew you could do that to your face with a nail file (re: Winona's hospital scene)
6) Why were her toes stuck together and what was that thing that she pulls out of her shoulder blade and why did her eyes go red?
7) How could she stab herself in a white dress I might add, and not one drip of blood show until the very end of the dance?
I am not sure how much I liked this movie.  Would I see it again -no, I'm glad I saw it, but I think the SNL skit that air this past Saturday was pretty dead on with how at times this movie was completely ridiculous

Damm you Piers Morgan!

Next week Piers Morgan takes over for Larry King at 9pm on CNN. Frankly I think this guy will last 3 months, or faster then Conan on network TV.
I swore off Mr. Morgan when he went to the media with this statement

F U Piers!

"Madonna has kind of been an irritant in my life for 20 years, so I had to ban her from the show," he said. "Lady Gaga is half her age, twice as talented, twice as good looking — why would I bother with Madonna?" He said she is too boring for his show.

Screw you Piers Morgan!!! I said I will never never watch your show.



So what happens, he announces who is first guest will be. - OPRAH.



I thought Gayle was doing this interview?



What I'm I going to do now. To me that is like saying Jesus is banned from his show, but God is ok.

I will of course watch, but I will not like it.



One down nine to go!

In case you have not heard yet. Taylor "I fall in love every 90 days" Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are over!

It only took a few days since I made my 2011 break - up predictions!

I wonder what this weeks cover will say?

If that was not bad enough for Taylor, it was also reported that if you want to sell magazines keep her off the cover!!
The worst seller of the year for Elle magazine was of Taylor, as well as  Glamour & Marie Claire, all with Ms. Heartbroken on the cover.


So if you want to sell magazines, who should you put on the cover?




I think its obvious

Dating Advice Tip #5

This tip comes from one of my favorite people - Oprah! (Well her best friend Gayle King)
While watching her show today she gave the one of the best dating tips I have ever heard.
If you are on a date with a guy, ask him one simple question.
"Do you think OJ Simpson was innocent?"
If he replies "Yes I think that was innocent." Then you immediately say you have a headache and need to end the date.

Amazing

Celebrity Apprentice 2011

I love Celebrity Apprentice. D-List Celebrities doing tasks for Donald Trump in hopes of making money for charity.
Last season it was  Bret Micheals and his headband taking the prize.
Starting Sunday, March 6 the new and I think best season will start. The following "stars" are on the cast.

Lil Jon - rapper
Hope Dworaczyk: Listed as a Playboy playmate (of course they have one on the season)
John Rich: Country singer from the group Big 'n' Rich
Gary Busey: He will be the WILDCARD of the show.
Richard Hatch: The 1st Survivor winner, who didn't pay his taxes and is just out of jail.
David Cassidy: '70s teen heartthrob
Niki Taylor: She was a model from the 90's
Dionne Warwick: I wonder if she will be able to use her people at the Psychic Friends network to see how far on the show she go.
Jose Canseco: former baseball player, Madonna boyfriend & juice head.
Lisa Rinna:  her new lips and all.
NeNe : From Real Housewives of Atlanta .
Mark McGrath:  Sugar Ray Singer & will go on any reality show that asks him
Marlee Matlin: actress
Meat Loaf: Yes that Meat Loaf.
La Toya Jackson: Yes that La Toya Jackson
Star Jones: former co-host of every show she has ever been on, and total drama queen. Love it!



Amazing!

Who will break-up in 2011

With the flurry of engagements in the past weeks as 2010 ended, it is time to look to the new year.
2011 is here and I am wondering who will be the first celebrity couple that will break-up / divorce.
I am going to give my top 10 predictions. I will be interested in a year to see who I was right about.
Now I am not saying they will break-up, just I have odds against it lasting. In no particular order.

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhall.

These two could be the least interesting of the group, and no I don't want another Taylor breakup song.

Avril Lavinge & Brody Jenner

What happen to Avril career? Who cares.

Jessica "I can't act" Alba & Cash Warren

They are pretty - yes, but this won't last.

George Clooney & Elisabetta Canalis

He will either marry her, or break-up with her. Guess what I pick?

Demi & Aston

A couple can only twitter about how great their relationship is for so long...

Jessica Simpson & her football guy.

Please, really anyone thinks this will last?

Megan Fox & Brain Austin Green

I don't know why, but I can't figure these two out.

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden

Yes they got married this year, but this is my wild card pick. I don't see it lasting 2 years.

Gwyneth & Chris Martin

Never photographed together, been married almost 7 yrs. I like them both but, sorry.

Jesse James & Kat von D

Look I would love for this "wonderful" couple to stay together,

but Kat should know that a rebound never lasts.

 Now I know that is 10, but I can't compete the list without the couple I want to break-up so bad.  

Brad & Angelina

Please Please!!!