The 2011 Golden Globes - My Review

The Golden Globes, not as good as the Oscars, but better then the People Choice Awards, that was until they got Ricky Gervais to host!
This guy in less then 5 minutes riped Hollywood apart and it was hilarious! The crowd didn't know if they should laugh or not. 
Some of my favorite lines were

- It's gonna be a night of partying and heavy drinking … or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.
- I haven't even seen The Tourist. Who has?
- Do you want to go see Cher? No. Why not? Because it's not 1975.
- Nothing for Sex and the City 2? I was sure the Golden Globes special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster. Girls, we know how old you are. I saw one of you in an episode of Bonanza.
- a Hugh Hefner joke that you needed to see.
and the best line
- I Love You Phillip Morris stars Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So, the complete opposite of some famous scientologists … Probably, my lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke.

The first award went to Christan Bale, who many didn't know was English. He is that good of an actor.
The next award went to the former Peg Bundy, Katy Segal. Finally people may start watching this great show, The Sons of Anarchy.
Some others win that I don't remember or care about until -- CHER wins!! She is not there, so disappointed. Christina Aguilera not only looks pissed she didn't win but slightly bloated.
What - wait Trent Reznor from NIN wins best score for The Social Network. These are not the Golden Globes that I am used too.
JUSTIN BIEBER is on JUSTIN BIEBER is on and presents an award to Toy Story 3. He is also shorter then the 14 year old girl he presented with.
An hour goes by not much happens, The guy from The Big Bang Theory wins, people look confused, although not as confused as Lea Michelle looked when she lost for best actress in TV comedy.
The Fighter wins another award, and she gives one of the worst acceptance speeches ever.
Robert De Niro won the Cecil B. DeMille Award and gave one of the most entertaining speeches of the evening, who knew. Last year Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin hosted the Oscar. I think next year it should Ricky Gervais & Robert De Niro. It would actually have a chance at being funny.

Glee wins best comedy, too bad I have never laughed at it.

Paul Giamatti wins for best actor for Barney's Version. I haven't seen this movie, but it is Canadian , so good for that. I am sure Ben Mulroney and E talk are wetting their pants over that one.
Oh my god Natalie Portman wins and has a big red flower in between her boobs.
Ricky Gervais should win  the best presenter introduction award for introducing Tom Hanks & Tim Allen.

Scarlett Johansson & Sandra Bullock in the same room together. but where was Ryan Reynolds? I think trying to find someone to trim Sandra's bangs.

Colin Firth wins, gives what seems to be the longest speech ever.

Michael Douglas presents the last award of the evening, best dramatic movie to - The Social Network , so that means pending some epic disaster will win best picture at the Oscars next month.

Ricky Gervais ends the show by thanking god for making him an atheist. LOVE HIM.