I was going to start my Oscar disaster review only to hear this breaking news. Peace in Libya? No better -Charlie Sheen is doing his first live interview on TV on Piers Morgan. I was going to watch to see Chelsea Handler, but this so much better.
He arrived looking like he just woke up, fidgeting, sweating , voice sounded like he smoked a pack of old cigarettes , yet claims to have the lungs of a non-smoker (??) and saying he was on a mission. To what, who knows. He said he did stuff that were like "a rocket ship to the moon, and that he could put Keith Richards to shame."
Here are some of the highlights
He never missed any days of his show, he was late, but never to any of the money days.
He carries his most recent drug test with him and showed Piers - its clean!
He thinks that recovering addicts are loser and he is a winner!
Addicts are lame & ruled by losers
Has had mad success doing comedy. His TV show is based on his epic life, but all they do is poo poo and pee pee jokes. (really he said that)
Piers "What happened on that bender?"
Charlie " Which one are you talking about? I don't take pills ever. I don't take cocaine, I mean I pay for it."
He has a bitching life, and now has 2 girlfriends that he calls "his Goddess"
Calls Mel Gibson "a stone cold dude." and has been taking advice from him.
http://piersmorgan.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/28/charlie-sheen-im-still-alive-which-is-pretty-cool/
The show ended with Piers calling Charlie "the Che Guevera of television" He had no idea who he was talking about, but thanked him anyways. Thank you Charlie, really thank you.
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