Last night we all heard the news about Osama bin Laden. Unfortunately I had to hear about it right as they we going announce who was voted off Celebrity Apprentice, but I will talk about that later. This is a funny story, I think, that I had to share.
Last night I was on the phone discussing this major world event with someone who will remain nameless. I started telling the story of how he was caught at his mansion in Pakistan. I never thought anyone would believe it because it was so ridiculous.
Osama was sitting in a room drinking a cup of tea and watching like everyone else in the world, the Royal Wedding. (Ok most people would start laughing, so I thought) He didn't know the Navy Seals knew about his soft spot for the British Royal Family or that they were staking him out while he watched the service on his satellite feed.
The only question my friend asked "But Lori he was killed on a Sat?" My answer "Yes but with the time difference it was Sat in Pakistan."
Then right at the point where William and Catherine were about to kiss on the balcony, out popped the Navy Seals, pointed the gun at him and said "Kiss this Osama!"
My friend goes "Really? How do you know all that? Was than in Obama's speech?"
Now I am not sure what was funnier, the fact that I was able to say this story without laughing or that the person I was talking to totally believed me. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
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